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LashI finally understand what the acronym means now! This makes so much more sense than what they kept saying...<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/amusing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amusing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humorous" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humorous</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/politics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#politics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/maga" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#maga</a>

Chickenscratch Comics<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoon</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humour" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humour</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/capitalism" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#capitalism</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/propaganda" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#propaganda</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/drawing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#drawing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comics</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/cartoons" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#cartoons</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/comix" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#comix</a>

Hyo CheetiBurdAntennasTV is great! But did you know you can get it for "Free" with an antenna?... BUT what about 2 antenna's!??! <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/avali" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#avali</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/furry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#furry</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/badjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#badjoke</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a>

Chad SchultzFrom <a href="https://cheezburger.com/10771717/quality-puns-were-not-sure-if-we-even-like" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank">https://cheezburger.com/10771717/quality-puns-were-not-sure-if-we-even-like</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/pun" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#pun</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humor</a>

MDMRNThe real subtoots were directed at the friends we made along the way.<a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Mastodon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Mastodon</a>

Hyo CheetiBurdPrepareSmiley needs to get ready for work! But what is the prep to get started? Before you can boot up the camera, here are a few easy to follow steps! (Hidden Cheeto Alert!) <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Avali" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Avali</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Furry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Furry</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Comic</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Funny</a>

Pete<a href="https://mstdn.ca/@NMBA" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@NMBA</a> How can energy be power? They have different dimensions.<a href="https://mas.to/tags/science" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#science</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/energy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#energy</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/jokes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#jokes</a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/physics" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#physics</a>

Mysturji“Trump just blew his brains out!”“He must have been a very good shot.”<a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Vee<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Hyo CheetiBurdTeachingSmiley has been trying to make Cheeti smarter! And knowing Cheeti... he is very food motivated, so Smiley does his best to teach Cheeti! So far its going pretty well!What do you think? (Hidden Cheeto!) <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Avali" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Avali</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Furry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Furry</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Comic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Comic</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/Funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Funny</a>

Selena the Retro-PrincessI love historical accuracy in my video games like this 😜<a href="https://vmst.io/tags/retrogaming" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#retrogaming</a> <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/soulcalibur" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#soulcalibur</a> <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/literature" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#literature</a> <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/classiclit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#classiclit</a> <a href="https://vmst.io/tags/lit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lit</a>

MDMRNHe slams a stack of papers on the table. "Boss, the Tigers are at it again. Meany is destroying this neighborhood."The boss shook his head, "I know, but what are we gonna do.""We've got to call him.""He's retired! Leave him be, this is no longer his fight.""What choice do we have? The Tigers run everything, we need someone from the outside with a fresh set of eyes."The boss shakes his head and agrees. He picks up the phone and dials out. "Get Encyclopedia Brown on the horn. And make it fast!"<a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Random" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Random</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/MicroFiction" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#MicroFiction</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/EncyclopediaBrown" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#EncyclopediaBrown</a> <a href="https://urusai.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a>

Sune AukenPwned by the Theo-kid. <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/performativity" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#performativity</a> <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/KnockKnock" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#KnockKnock</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroTo the thief who stole my glasses: I will find you. I have contacts.<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Hyo CheetiBurdPubCheeti talks about the weekend silliness... <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/avali" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#avali</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/furry" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#furry</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/dad" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dad</a> <a href="https://cyberfurz.social/tags/dadjoke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#dadjoke</a> #

LashThe person in me laughs. The therapist in me reminds you that "psychopath" is not an official diagnosis and the "research" that spawned the term was deeply flawed.<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/amusing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amusing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humorous" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humorous</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/therapist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#therapist</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/therapy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#therapy</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/counseling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#counseling</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mentalhealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mentalhealth</a>

Stitch26<a href="https://aus.social/@dgar" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@dgar</a> Love it! Sounds like me too!......Crap. Too much enthusiasm. I'm tired again. 😉🙄😮‍💨<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Humor" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Humor</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Tired" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Tired</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Retired" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Retired</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/NeedCoffee" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#NeedCoffee</a>

Deborah Edwards-OñoroSherlock Holmes was doing some gardening. Watson asked what he was planting. Holmes replied, “A lemon tree, my dear Watson."<a href="https://mstdn.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a>

Stitch26<a href="https://flipping.rocks/@loren" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@loren</a> And so he's throwing on his "super feathers" (as opposed to a "super cape") to save the world from the dastardly villain who originally created his displeasure!......Or something like that. He may just be mouthing off before he heads to the bar to drink his dissatisfaction away... One really can't tell *what* he'll do. Either way, whatever he does will live on in highly entertaining oral stories for the next five years or so. *WITH* the occasional added exaggeration, of course. 😄 <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#Joke</a>

LashExactly!<a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funny" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#funny</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/joke" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#joke</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/amusing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#amusing</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/humorous" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#humorous</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/meme" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#meme</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#memes</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mentalhealth" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mentalhealth</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mindfulness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mindfulness</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mindful" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mindful</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/selfcare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#selfcare</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/queer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#queer</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lgbtq" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lgbtq</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/lgbtqia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#lgbtqia</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#trans</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/transgender" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#transgender</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/mtf" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#mtf</a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/transwoman" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#transwoman</a>

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