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#MastoPrompt #clang Absolute darkness. Pain. Rippling through my body, waves crashing from every direction and nowhere all at once. I can see nothing. What just happened? Breathe. Think. Ok, systems check- it feels like I am lying an my back, pressed against cold .. urgh, wet… floor. The back of my head hurts. My back is rigid, painful, spasms locking my shoulders, my arms… I can’t feel my arms. Ok calm down. Heartbeat racing in my ears alongside the ringing, panic chattering (1/7)

‘You know the toilet brush? How do you clean it?’ Nick stood there with his big doe eyes, his hands in wet marigolds threatening to drip on the carpet.

‘How do you clean the brush that you use to clean the toiled?’ I laughed.

‘Yes, there’s... a bit of poo stuck to it.’

‘Jeez. You’re serious.’

I was the product of stern parenting, and was doing my share of cleaning by the time I was ten. Nick’s parents were more laid back, and I suspected his mother still cleaned up after him when he went to university. His ignorance of basic housework was astounding, and sometimes my patience wore thin.

‘Yes. I don’t want to smear it back in the toilet.’

I got up with a sigh. ‘Come on. Let’s see if we can work this out together...’

At least he was willing to learn.

"They've tied him to the mast." The wizard lowered his eyeglass.

The rogue kept rowing. "So they'll notice he's gone."

"Can't be helped. Well, you know the #drill. I set fire to the flags, you get him out."

"Why do I always get the heavy work?"

"Salt neutralises magic."

"But you could still—"

"Besides..." The wizard frowned. "I can't swim."