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Lokjo - a European online map<p>Random brainfart.</p><p>If 1 out of 4 germans shower every day, and they would shower 1 minute shorter then usual, they would save about 6 liters of water, per day.</p><p>Calculated in total that would be saving 50,4 olympic swimming pools. (50 meters long by 25 wide by 2m deep) in Germany alone.</p><p>Per day.</p><p>Saving water can be so easy. </p><p><a href="https://mapstodon.space/tags/environment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>environment</span></a> <a href="https://mapstodon.space/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a> <a href="https://mapstodon.space/tags/itmighthelp" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>itmighthelp</span></a></p>
nemo™ 🇺🇦<p>how <a href="https://mas.to/tags/based" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>based</span></a> are you 🤔 <br>Base64 🤣 <a href="https://mas.to/tags/lol" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lol</span></a> <a href="https://mas.to/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a></p>
nemo™ 🇺🇦<p>Meiner Beobachtung nach ist ein massiver Grund, warum wir die Probleme, die wir gesellschaftlich haben, nicht lösen, die ich bezogene Fragmentierung. Wir wissen kollektiv nicht mehr, was real oder was hyperreal ist, wir wissen nicht mehr, was wahr ist und was nicht wahr ist. Wir wissen nicht, was gefühlt richtig oder faktisch richtig ist. Durch dieses kaskadierende Mosaik sind wir in der Individualisierung zu einem Kollektiv von Synkopen geworden, quasi eine Oligosynkope-Gesellschaft. <a href="https://mas.to/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a></p>
🇨🇦 Maverick ✊🇲🇲🇺🇦<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@verge" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>verge</span></a></span> Perhaps, and I’m just spit-ballin’ here, but perhaps Mark (fucking) Zuckerberg should get out more. And perhaps, just perhaps, You fucking hacks should stop reporting every brain fart he has as if it’s the word of the geek messiah. </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/markzuckerberg" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>markzuckerberg</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/trump" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>trump</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a></p>
Solo Ham :ablobwobble:<p>説實話,我發現每過大概7,8年的時候就會有不想再在加拿大的想法。<br>最近這次是看到日元貶值想搬去日本。<br>而事實上再說實話,我唯一一次踏上日本是小時候飛加州的時候,機上一位乘客突發健康問題,在成田機場非計劃降落。我連飛機都沒有下去。<br>大概又是一次不切實際的想法吧。<br>年底去日本玩玩看看再説。雖然很有可能其實會是明年。</p><p><a href="https://nextham.duckdns.org/tags/BrainFart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BrainFart</span></a></p>
Enthalpiste<p>Vrai question sous la douche pour vous: pourquoi dit-on "printanier" et pas "printemporel"?</p><p>D'ailleurs on dit bien estiVALe, hiverNALe et automNALe alors pourquoi pas printAN... Ah non. Pour celui-ci on comprend vite. On devait d'ailleurs plutôt dire "primaverale" durant une époque lointaine. Mais je n'en sais rien.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/linguistique" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>linguistique</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/shitpost" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>shitpost</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/douche" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>douche</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.xyz/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a></p>
E M Will<p>My new <a href="https://socel.net/tags/stickers" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>stickers</span></a> are now up in my shop! :blobcool: Get 'em from here: <br><a href="https://ko-fi.com/s/fbc038777c" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">ko-fi.com/s/fbc038777c</span><span class="invisible"></span></a><br><a href="https://socel.net/tags/illustration" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>illustration</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/design" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>design</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/beholder" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>beholder</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/dnd" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dnd</span></a> <a href="https://socel.net/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a></p>
me·ta·phil, der<p>Comme ci, comme ça</p><p>Xiaomi, Schauma</p><p>Thanks, I'll show myself out.</p><p><a href="https://chaos.social/tags/xiaomi" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>xiaomi</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/schauma" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>schauma</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/brand" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brand</span></a> <a href="https://chaos.social/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a></p>
David Revoy<p><span class="h-card"><a href="https://framapiaf.org/@Pouhiou" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>Pouhiou</span></a></span> Sans aucune relation avec ton post, mais un peu quand même car j'ai vue ton image de Ken dans ma TL en même temps que je grifonais un petit cochon pour le fun en pose de combat. Et là mon cerveau à fusionner l'improbable <a href="https://framapiaf.org/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a> que je ne peux que repartager ici; voici donc 🥁 <br>.... <br>.... <br>....<br>"Couenne le Survivant"</p>
Brain Fart 🤔 🙄<p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/BrainFart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BrainFart</span></a> <br>a temporary mental <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/lapse" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lapse</span></a> or <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/failure" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>failure</span></a> to <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/reason" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>reason</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/correctly" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>correctly</span></a></p><p><a href="https://mindly.social/tags/Oxford" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Oxford</span></a> <a href="https://mindly.social/tags/dictionary" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>dictionary</span></a> <a href="https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/books/news/11-weirdest-words-added-to-online-oxford-dictionary-from-bants-to-manspreading-a6054906.html" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">independent.co.uk/arts-enterta</span><span class="invisible">inment/books/news/11-weirdest-words-added-to-online-oxford-dictionary-from-bants-to-manspreading-a6054906.html</span></a></p>
Jim Stewartson :toad:<p>This morning <a href="https://toad.social/tags/Elmo" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Elmo</span></a> had a <a href="https://toad.social/tags/racist" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>racist</span></a> <a href="https://toad.social/tags/brainfart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>brainfart</span></a> about <a href="https://toad.social/tags/Ferguson" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Ferguson</span></a> which he apparently picked up from <a href="https://toad.social/tags/4chan" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>4chan</span></a> and deleted, but the damage was done. This is a pure lie that has been trending for hours.<br>4/</p>