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Rhyothemis<p>So... I complained about my weird ankle issue and the universe decided to teach me a lesson by giving me something much, much worse to deal with.</p><p>My daughter passed blood and a clot in a bowel movement. No pain, so probably not hemorrhoids. Horribly similar to what happened to the young woman in this documentary from Australia -<br><a href="https://youtu.be/jW8o8RhoKU0" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="">youtu.be/jW8o8RhoKU0</span><span class="invisible"></span></a></p><p>We applied for MSP on June 28 (needed to get an address before applying); we arrived in BC on April 17. We've not received our enrolment letter yet.</p><p>You can no longer get a colonoscopy from a private clinic in BC; the clinic that used to offer them said to go 'south of the border'. Montreal has private colonoscopy clinics. They charge ~$1,700. Seems cheap to me. I once had a cystoscopy in North Carolina that cost $13k. Luckily we had reached our deductible that year, so we only paid $1,300 USD.</p><p>We could go to Nashville, where I have in-laws. I looked up Vanderbilt's colonoscopy clinic and was appalled by a news story from last year about them not adequately sterilizing equipment.</p><p>So I am fearful of poor quality services and possible complications. If a complication were to occur then it would be better to be in BC and on MSP. But I also fear long wait times, especially for a young person, who might be de-prioritized due to perceived lower risk. She does have risk factors - previous PFAS exposure through our municipal water back in NC, lots of abdominal X-rays from NG tube placement during her hospitalization, and Celiac.</p><p>What should we do?</p><p>Should we go to Urgent Care before we get the MSP enrolment letter in case they might be able to provide a referral and get her on a wait list ahead of getting the letter? Or is that not doable? It seems like a lot of things depend on having a PIN.</p><p>Just wait?</p><p>Or go outside BC?</p><p><a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/healthcare" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>healthcare</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/Canada" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Canada</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/BritishColumbia" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BritishColumbia</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/Vancouver" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Vancouver</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> <a href="https://zeroes.ca/tags/gastroenterology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>gastroenterology</span></a></p>
thefathippy<p>Post <a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> ham &amp; cheese sanga is an amazingly delicious food. Possibly because it's the first food I've had in 36 hours! 😂 I habitually opened the fridge so many times yesterday - only to disappointedly shut it again... Combined with *the preparation* [shudder], it's very good for rapid weight loss, but not a diet I'll continue to follow...🙄</p><p>And a drink that isn't lemonade or water? Heaven!</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/probing" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>probing</span></a><br><a href="https://mastodon.world/tags/NoAliensInvolved" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NoAliensInvolved</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>Just for old time sake </p><p>Get a <a href="https://gives.hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> </p><p>Check your stools {shits}</p><p>Know your Bristol stool scale </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>And done a wee wee ... I've ticked all the boxes to get out of here </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>Good morning all ... And the sweeties too ... Giggles </p><p>Today is the day ... Great drugs and colonoscopy ... I'm so looking forward to some chocolate </p><p>Giggles </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://cosocial.ca/@evan" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>evan</span></a></span> </p><p>Not today ... <a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> day two prep </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>I have been burping a bit ... Hope this isn't a sign of what is ahead ... Feeling slightly nauseous ... Glad my old friend weed is here ... Overall ok, 7/10 </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@GeePawHill" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>GeePawHill</span></a></span> </p><p>Sorry this message is delayed </p><p>I had to rush to the loo </p><p>I think you're right ... It's bad ... Bearable </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>Finding it rather difficult ... This drink stage two </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx </p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>I've only had one new follower since <a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> </p><p>I am wondering why ... I don't think I have lost any ... Giggles ....hugz to the ones that stayed ... I know it's gross but this is important... Bowel cancer can kill and does </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p>
Melissa BearTrix<p>What I find comforting is in the last 3 weeks, I've had a breast screening, a hip area x-ray and this <a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> this coming Monday and it's cost me nothing ... Oh wait it has </p><p>Bus fares $10<br>Prep kit $20<br>Cake and coffee because I was early $15 </p><p>Total $45 </p><p>Hugz &amp; xXx</p><p><a href="https://hugz.online/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Amy Maybe<p>Welp, I had my <a href="https://thepit.social/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a>. Once again, the versed and fentanyl did nothing. I asked for my glasses and watched the whole thing. 🤣</p>
plinth<p>I've just started colonoscopy prep. How long until the "flood gates" open? <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/prep" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>prep</span></a> <a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/SuperColonBlow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>SuperColonBlow</span></a></p>
Dinah 🕊🇺🇦<p>Dinah's Colonoscopy Prep Plan For Non-awfulness</p><p>Big picture: you'll be on the toilet a long time the night before; make it comfortable. This doesn't have to be terrible and it is super duper worth it. </p><p>1. Schedule as little as possible for day C minus 1. Probably you won't be doing prep until evening, so work should be fine, but avoid having deliveries that might come when you're the only one who could answer the door. </p><p>...</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Colonoscopy</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Preparedness" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Preparedness</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Health</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Prevention" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Prevention</span></a></p>
Mr. Funk E. Dude<p>Next week I'm getting my colon cleansed for a photo shoot.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Muro deGrizeco<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@augieray" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>augieray</span></a></span> </p><p>Ah yeah, that bottle of the prep solution, the devil's gatorade, with the warning label that said "you must rehydrate frantically while drinking this, or you'll die!"</p><p>Memory of monopolizing the bathroom, stuck on the throne, cursed by greek gods to Sisyphean task.</p><p>But, hey, funniest story I heard, was about someone who started drinking the <a href="https://toad.social/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a> prep solution before they started driving on their commute through slow stop-and-go traffic!</p><p>"Didn't you used to have a Prius?"</p>
Chronic Illness Humor Funny<p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnypic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnypic</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/funnymemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>funnymemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/memes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>memes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/doctormemes" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>doctormemes</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Europe Says<p><a href="https://www.europesays.com/1590003/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="">europesays.com/1590003/</span><span class="invisible"></span></a> Research sheds light on how fecal transplants improve gut health <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/america" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>america</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/bacteria" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>bacteria</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Chromosome" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Chromosome</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Colon" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Colon</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Colonoscopy</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Entertainment" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Entertainment</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Gastroenterology" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Gastroenterology</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Genetic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Genetic</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/health" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>health</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/medicine" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>medicine</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/research" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>research</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/sports" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>sports</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/Transplant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Transplant</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/UnitedStates" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UnitedStates</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/UnitedStatesOfAmerica" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>UnitedStatesOfAmerica</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/US" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>US</span></a> <a href="https://pubeurope.com/tags/USA" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>USA</span></a></p>
Hal Pomeranz<p>Hey, I don’t have colon cancer! Also I have been told not to operate heavy machinery or make important decisions for the rest of the day. I didn’t ask specifically, but shitposting certainly seems appropriate.</p><p><a href="https://infosec.exchange/tags/colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>colonoscopy</span></a></p>
Janet Logan (she/her) 🏳️‍⚧️<p>Colonoscopy prep </p><p>"I will be having a colonoscopy tomorrow."</p><p>much more at the link</p><p><a href="https://janetannelogan.com/2024/09/04/colonoscopy-prep/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">janetannelogan.com/2024/09/04/</span><span class="invisible">colonoscopy-prep/</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mas.to/tags/ActuallyAutistic" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ActuallyAutistic</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/ColonCancer" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ColonCancer</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Colonoscopy" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Colonoscopy</span></a>, <a href="https://mas.to/tags/Spoonie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Spoonie</span></a></p><p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/spoonies" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>spoonies</span></a></span> <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://a.gup.pe/u/actuallyautistic" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>actuallyautistic</span></a></span></p>