We need to start betting, as a means for applied #satire, on the fuckery of the #FourthEstate. We need maybe a #bingo card. Every time a “journalist” roots around for a rerun, we all can play. Then we effusively thank the #journalist for their reheated #trope submission and thank them for their laziness. Make it so #awkward and embarrassing that they get all dusty in public. #Laugh at the horror. Laugh at #Fear. Laugh at the End.