Diligence Jones<p>Me: Arrive tomorrow at x-time, showered and moisturized.</p><p>Heau: Moisturize? I've never moisturized in my life.</p><p>Me: And this is why it's part of the instructions.</p><p>Heau: Ah.</p><p><a href="https://sfba.social/tags/Shenanigans" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Shenanigans</span></a></p>