Tesla in autopilot crashes into van parked in driveway, driver ticketed for careless driving

https://abc7ny.com/post/tesla-autopilot-crash-driver-ticketed-careless-driving-car-mode-crashes-south-brunswick-new-jersey/16341081/#

Tesla will be rebranding as Rivian.

It would be a waste of money, because we won’t stop until Tesla is bankrupt.

Elon Musk needs a 'Tim Cook' to run Tesla https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-tim-cook-ceo-run-tesla-apple-iphone-2025-4

It's over, Tesla.

Musk could resign, and it still wouldn't save Tesla. That's how much people hate Elon Musk. For free.

Elon Musk you dumb Nazi bitch: we all hate you for free.

Tesla's share price and Elon's wealth are all hype built on vaporware and the myth of Musk's genius. We're here to help pop that bubble. When we tank Tesla's sales, all he'll be left holding is broken promises.

An Internal Tesla Analysis Found the Robotaxi Would Lose Money, and You'll Never Guess What Elon Musk Did in Response
https://futurism.com/tesla-analysis-robotaxi-musk

Hang it up, Tesla! It’s over.

Tesla drops Cybertruck production targets and moves some workers off the line https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-cybertruck-production-drops-sales-slump-2025-4

SELL ALL TESLA!!!!

Chinese EV giant BYD overtakes Tesla in the global EV race
https://www.cnn.com/2025/04/13/business/video/byd-tesla-china-us-tariffs-marc-stewart-digvid

More good news!

'Tesla tanking': MSNBC financial expert delivers brutal news to Musk investors
https://www.rawstory.com/tesla-tanking-msnbc-expert/

Some good news!

Tesla’s first quarter EV registrations slump 15.1% in California
https://www.fastcompany.com/91318142/tesla-first-quarter-ev-registrations-slump-in-california

Everyone associated with DOGE should be arrested and investigated.

DOGE IS THE SCAM.

Elon Musk’s DOGE is claiming victory after uncovering $382 million in unemployment fraud—but the government already found it years ago: ‘I don’t think it’s news to anyone’ https://fortune.com/2025/04/15/elon-musk-doge-unemployment-fraud-claims/

I got two for 5 bucks that I’m using for planters.

A record number of used Teslas have flooded the market as Elon Musk backlash continues
https://www.businessinsider.com/used-tesla-listings-record-high-march-elon-musk-protests-2025-4

Well, then he’s hardly earning his keep! I mean, you could find $150B in the sofa cushions, for fuck’s sake.

Elon Musk drastically drops DOGE’s savings goal from $2 trillion to $150 billion for the year
https://fortune.com/2025/04/11/elon-musk-drastically-drops-doge-savings-goal-2-trillion-150-billion-year/

Ross Gerber, a major Investment Advisor and Portfolio Manager, says TESLA sales suck, the high-end EV business has eroded, the Cybertruck brand is broken and probably not fixable, and the Board of Directors should be fired for negligence.

He didn't mention Musk by name, but he didn't really have to.

Uh. Precisely the reason NOT to trust him.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: 'We can trust Elon Musk — he's the richest man in the world' https://www.rawstory.com/marjorie-taylor-greene-trust-elon-musk/

Elon Musk won’t rule space forever—here are the companies challenging SpaceX and Starlink
https://www.fastcompany.com/91310407/space-resistance-companies-elon-musk-spacex-starlink

#BankruptTesla
Tesla reportedly stops accepting Cybertrucks trade-ins as unsold trucks pile up - Mashable https://stocks.apple.com/ABHK264Q8TcSdoBOGO3sLIg

Elon Musk's fat new government contract will make your blood boil
https://www.dailykos.com/story/2025/4/7/2315145/-Elon-Musk-s-fat-new-government-contract-will-make-your-blood-boil