“Greebo had spent an irritating two minutes in that box. Technically, a cat locked in a box may be alive or it may be dead. You never know until you look. In fact, the mere act of opening the box will determine the state of the cat, although in this case there were three determinate states the cat could be in: these being Alive, Dead, and Bloody Furious.”
Terry Pratchett; Lords and Ladies
#Discworld #Greebo #Catitude #Caturday #CatsOfMastadon

Moin,
wir waren am #Hunde-#Strand. Alle Hunde stürzten sich freudig in die #Ostsee: juchhuuu - spritz - platsch.
Und sogar little black dog hat gebadet:
Ihre Ohrspitze hing im Wassernapf.
Ich bin ja sooo stolz auf sie
#DogsOfMastodon #Catitude #SchleswigHolstein

When you wanted to ignore momma but she started talking about salmon, catsicles and laser pointers

#cat #cats #catitude #gingercat #orangecat #rodekater #tilburg # # # #paws #feline #meow #sintrathecat #catoftheday #CatsOfMastodon

Happy #Caturday already Pixel
#catsofmastodon #cat #tabby #formerlyferal #adoptdontshop #catitude

#Cats Approaching #Caturday on the #CatsOfMastodon with #Catitude

#Caturday #Catitude on the #CatsOfMastodon

Oscar says, “I have nothing to declare except my genius!”

Happy 4th birthday to Pixel, who is thrilled
#deafcat #catsofmastodon #cat #tabby #marbletabby #formerlyferal #adoptdontshop #catitude #sigh #hatsofmastodon

“I thought we used to kill rats?" he said, as if he wasn't quite certain anymore.
“Yes, but you see sir, this is the future," said Maurice. “Is it?" said Mr. Schlummer. "Really? I always wondered when the future was going to happen. Oh, well Cats talk now too? Well done! Got to move with the, mm, the...things that move, obviously. Wake me up when they bring the tea in.”
Terry Pratchett; The Amazing Maurice and His Educated Rodents
#DiscWorld #FutureCats #HappyCaturday #Catitude #CatsOfMastadon

“But cats are good at steering people. A miaow here, a purr there, a little gentle pressure with a claw … and Maurice had never had to think about it before. Cats didn’t have to think. They just had to know what they wanted. Humans had to do the thinking. That’s what they were for.”
Terry Pratchett; The Amazing Maurice And His Educated Rodents
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one of my favorite photos of Little Jimmy, #cat with #catitude
#cats #catsofmastodon #caturday #kitty #love

here there be #dragons

“‘It pays to advertise,’Nanny agreed.
‘This is Greebo. Between you and me, he's a fiend from hell.’ ‘Well, he's a cat,’ said Mrs. Gogol, generously. ‘It's only to be expected.’”
Terry Pratchett, Witches Abroad
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“What're we going to call him?" said Granny. "He can't just be Greebo, which I've always said was a damn silly name for a cat."
"Well, he looks aristocratic-" Nanny began.
"He looks like a beautiful brainless bully," Granny corrected her.
"Aristocratic,'' repeated Nanny. "Same thing.
Terry Pratchett; Maskerade
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“Greebo turned upon Granny Weatherwax a yellow-eyed stare of self-satisfied malevolence, such as cats always reserve for people who don’t like them, and purred. Greebo was possibly the only cat who could snigger in purr.”
Terry Pratchett; Witches Abroad
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The poster boy for #Catitude #CatsOfMastodon #MastoCats #Cats #TheHardyBoyCats