Kristi Noem shoots Lassie after the dog rescues a native american child from a well.
Kristi Noem shoots Lassie after the dog rescues a native american child from a well.
Servalan keeps hunting down Avon and co successfully thanks to Orac’s new Recall feature.
Dick Tracy keeps getting spam calls on his wristwatch radio
Dr. Cliff Huxtable finds out about Bill Cosby
#modernproblemsforoldtvcharacters
#HashtagGames
Trouble in Mayfield when Wally's 23-and-me results reveal he is not a Cleaver!
Despite Capt. Tony Nelson's protests, Jeannie is deported to Syria
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Captain Kirk has to watch an ad before he can open the Starfleet app on his communicator
Thanks to the success of #STFUfriday, all suspects now reply “Am I free to go?" whenever Columbo asks if he can ask them one more question.
Gilligan is exiled to the far side of the island where he can't pick up the wifi signal the Professor has been generating with coconut husks and tree sap.
Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer has to behave with his female clients and witnesses or else face criminal charges
#ModernProblemsForOldTVCharacters
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In a move that utterly confused their regular patrons, the restaurant on SNL switches from Pepsi to Coke products
Lost
on those stupid NFTs.
Lex Luthor has to make occasional public statements to the media now that he IS HEAD OF THE FBI
Fred Mertz can't safely join Lucy and Ethel in their hijinks.
Ricardo Tubbs was picked up by ICE, accused of impersonating a police officer and deported to an El Salvadoran gulag.
Replaced by AI that pushes disinformation.
The Honeymooners took a cruise and came home with Covid.
Captain James T. Kirk: SOOOO many harassment and paternity suits….
the laugh track doesn't work anymore on HOGAN'S HEROES because that shit hits way too close
Space travel is now privatized. And streaming is killing late nite shows.