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**patuleia** @bruno@patuleia.eu · 14 mai

14 mai

patuleia @bruno@patuleia.eu

docker compose illustrated
#memes #programmerhumor #docker #dockercompose #selfhosted

**Mielikki** @mielikki@mas.to · 30 avr. *

30 avr. *

Mielikki @mielikki@mas.to

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/wizard-i-cast

I CAST meme
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A mysterous faceless wizard in hood, casting green hair-like magic, with caption below:
I Cast<FileAttachment>()

#programmerhumor

**Yogthos** @yogthos@social.marxist.network · 25 avr.

25 avr.

Yogthos @yogthos@social.marxist.network

#programmerhumor

**Yogthos** @yogthos@social.marxist.network · 9 avr.

9 avr.

Yogthos @yogthos@social.marxist.network

#programmerhumor

**Kagan MacTane (he/him)** @kagan@wandering.shop · 30 mars *

30 mars *

Kagan MacTane (he/him) @kagan@wandering.shop

Reposted with alt text

Still frame from a Wile E. Coyote and Roadrunner cartoon. The Roadrunner has just stopped at the edge of a cliff, and is sticking its tongue out at Wile E., who has just skidded off the edge (and is looking in startled dismay back at the Roadrunner).

The Roadrunner has a word bubble that says:

while (not edge) {
run();
}

Wile E. has a word bubble that says:

do {
run();
} while (not edge);

#coding #programming #ProgrammerHumor

**Ramsay Dev Rants** @RamsayDev@mastodon.social · 22 mars

22 mars

Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev@mastodon.social

"Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run"
"But it runs"

**TL;DR:** Meme from *Pirates of the Caribbean* with coding humor; bad code that still works.

**Text extracted:**
- "Yours is without a doubt the worst code I've ever run"
- "But it runs"

**Image description:**
A two-panel meme using a scene from *Pirates of the Caribbean*. In the top panel, Commodore Norrington sternly tells Jack Sparrow, “Yours is without a doubt the worst code I’ve ever run.” In the bottom panel, Jack Sparrow smirks and replies, “But it runs.” The meme humorously captures the sentiment of developers defending functional but poorly written code.

#programming #programminghumor #programmer

**Rust Weekly** @rust_discussions@mastodon.social · 16 mars

16 mars

Rust Weekly @rust_discussions@mastodon.social

This is what Rust was meant for, right?

https://github.com/giacomo-b/rust-stakeholder

Discussions: https://discu.eu/q/https://github.com/giacomo-b/rust-stakeholder

GitHubGitHub - giacomo-b/rust-stakeholder: Generate impressive-looking terminal output to look busy when stakeholders walk by.Generate impressive-looking terminal output to look busy when stakeholders walk by. - giacomo-b/rust-stakeholder

#programmerhumor #programming #rustlang

**Yogthos** @yogthos@social.marxist.network · 13 mars

13 mars

Yogthos @yogthos@social.marxist.network

#programmerhumor

**Lutin Discret** @lutindiscret@mastodon.libre-entreprise.com · 27 févr.

27 févr.

Lutin Discret @lutindiscret@mastodon.libre-entreprise.com

Do you think YAML is good format?

13%Yes
60%Norway
27%I don't get the joke

#ProgrammerHumor #yaml

**Ramsay Dev Rants** @RamsayDev@mastodon.social · 10 févr.

10 févr.

Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev@mastodon.social

The way from problem to solution in different programming languages

found on: https://vxtwitter.com/peach2k2/status/1888687249321058717

**TL;DR:** A humorous meme about how different programming languages approach "Problems" and "Solutions."

**Image description:**
The meme uses logos of various programming languages to illustrate their hypothetical approaches to solving problems.

1. **C**: "Problem → Solution" with a direct approach.
2. **Python**: "Problem → import solver → Solution," showing simplicity.
3. **Shell (Bash)**: "cat Problem | grep | sort | awk | sed > Solution," highlighting verbosity and pipelines.
4. **PHP**: Only shows "Problem," suggesting no real solution.
5. **C++**: "Solution → Problem++11," implying complexity with newer standards.
6. **C#**: "Problem → Microsoft.Solution → Solution.Net → Public archive," humorously referencing Microsoft's ecosystem and abandoned projects.
7. **Rust**: "Solution → Solution-rs," showcasing namespace obsession.
8. **JavaScript**: "Problem → Problem → Problem..." indicates chaotic multiplication of issues.

The meme playfully critiques programming paradigms across languages.

#c #python #bash

**Ramsay Dev Rants** @RamsayDev@mastodon.social · 21 janv.

21 janv.

Ramsay Dev Rants @RamsayDev@mastodon.social

POV: YOU’RE GETTING BETTER DAY BY DAY

**TL;DR:** A meme showing a progression of self-improvement with humorous dog reactions tied to coding frustration and growth.

**Extracted Text:**
POV: YOU’RE GETTING BETTER DAY BY DAY
Who wrote this ugly code? 😡
Realize, It was me a year ago
Wow, I’ve really made progress! 🥰

**Description:**
This meme features a sequence of three photos of a Chihuahua wearing pink attire, humorously illustrating a coder’s journey of improvement.
- **Top image:** The dog is growling, accompanied by the text "Who wrote this ugly code? 😡"
- **Middle image:** The dog looks sheepishly smug with the caption, "Realize, It was me a year ago."
- **Bottom image:** The dog is smiling sweetly with pink heart emojis around its head, captioned, "Wow, I’ve really made progress! 🥰"

The meme reflects the relatable experience of looking back at old work with mixed feelings of frustration and pride.

#programming #programmingWisdom #programmerhumor

**Yogthos** @yogthos@social.marxist.network · 5 janv.

5 janv.

Yogthos @yogthos@social.marxist.network

debugging in production: picture of a guy trying to fix the engine of a plane while it's flying

#programmerhumor

**SpielmannSpiel** @spielmannspiel@mastodon.online · 4 janv.

4 janv.

SpielmannSpiel @spielmannspiel@mastodon.online

Print VS Debugger

**TL;DR:** A meme showing a programmer choosing to add print statements instead of using a debugger, humorously paired with a character gleefully pressing a red button.

**Image Description:**
The top part of the image is a classic two-button choice meme. The buttons are labeled "Adding print statements everywhere" (red button) and "Using Debugger" (blue button). A hand is reaching for the red button, suggesting the person prefers print statements over debugging tools.

The bottom part shows Dr. Robotnik (played by Jim Carrey from the *Sonic the Hedgehog* movie) joyfully pressing a large red button, mirroring the choice made in the top panel. His expression is enthusiastic, emphasizing the humor in developers favoring print statements.

#programminghumor #programming #debug

**patuleia** @bruno@patuleia.eu · 27 déc. 2024

27 déc. 2024

patuleia @bruno@patuleia.eu

doYouStillVisitTheHolyMotherLand
#memes #programmerhumor

**SpielmannSpiel** @spielmannspiel@mastodon.online · 17 déc. 2024

17 déc. 2024

SpielmannSpiel @spielmannspiel@mastodon.online

Programming VS Demon Summoning

**TL;DR**: A humorous comparison chart equating programming to demon summoning with one key difference—candles.

**Image Description**: A chart compares two activities: "Programming" and "Demon Summoning." It lists six rows of attributes:

1. **Must know language unspoken by mankind** - Both have a green checkmark.
2. **Requires that you be exact or suffer dire consequences** - Both have a green checkmark.
3. **Involves much cursing, swearing of oaths, and pleading with a higher power** - Both have a green checkmark.
4. **Not understanding the true power you wield or the consequences of your actions** - Both have a green checkmark.
5. **Sometimes you have to execute a child** - Both have a green checkmark.
6. **Candles** - Programming has a red "X," and Demon Summoning has a green checkmark.

**Context**: A joke about how similar programming feels to demon summoning, but demon summoning uniquely requires candles.

#programming #programmer_humor #programmerhumor

**Yogthos** @yogthos@social.marxist.network · 11 déc. 2024

11 déc. 2024

Yogthos @yogthos@social.marxist.network

#programmerhumor

**SpielmannSpiel** @spielmannspiel@mastodon.online · 8 déc. 2024 *

8 déc. 2024 *

SpielmannSpiel @spielmannspiel@mastodon.online

okay, Nanowar of steel has made a java hello world programming song ^^

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8gIXxWDU

YouTubeNANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java (Source Code Video) | Napalm RecordsPar Napalm Records

#programmerhumor #programming #java

**Java Weekly** @java_discussions@mastodon.social · 4 déc. 2024

4 déc. 2024

Java Weekly @java_discussions@mastodon.social

NANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java (Source Code Video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8gIXxWDU

Discussions: https://discu.eu/q/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yup8gIXxWDU

YouTubeNANOWAR OF STEEL - HelloWorld.java (Source Code Video) | Napalm RecordsPar Napalm Records

#java #programmerhumor #programming

**Yogthos** @yogthos@social.marxist.network · 30 nov. 2024

30 nov. 2024

Yogthos @yogthos@social.marxist.network

1973: 4KB RAM? Sending people to the moon!

2024: 32GB RAM, 100% CPU? Chrome just opened a new tab.

#programmerhumor

**Yogthos** @yogthos@social.marxist.network · 26 nov. 2024

26 nov. 2024

Yogthos @yogthos@social.marxist.network

#programmerhumor

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