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@christineburns Shocking surprise that the privatised UK utilities screw up something simple. #sarcasm
Especiallly after the stunning success #sarcasm of the smart meter rollout, where a 10% problem rate has left over a million people in chaos. Two of my low-income friends have had their lives seriously screwed up by the random billing which is then direct-debited from their bank accounts, leaving them to argue with a bot.
The Israeli bombing of Iran is not terrorism.
Terrorism is small bombs exploded by people who Murica don't like. This is big bombs dropped by Murica's pampered mini-me, so it's okay.
Also, the the Israeli bombing of Iran is not illegal.
Bombing is illegal if denounced by the United Nations or tried by the International Court of Justuce or International Criminal Court. But Murica vetoes the UN and threatens the ICC & ICJ. So hey presto! The bombings are not illegal.
Hope this helps. #sarcasm
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Autocorrect still thinks I want to say ‘duck’ 12 times a day.
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If it looks like I give a damn, please tell me. I don’t want to give off the wrong impression.
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@w7voa No worries, our crack team of diplomats and experienced professionals will know just what to do.
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This can only end well.
"RFK Jr to remove all members of CDC panel advising on US vaccines."
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025/jun/09/rfk-cdc-panel-vaccines-removed
The Guardian · RFK Jr to remove all members of CDC panel advising on US vaccines
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@GeePawHill you had that secret police way longer.
Most just don't want to admit to it because it rarely forcibly disappeared folks in broad daylight.
- That being said the only way I'd enter the #USA is as part if an #Invasion force to liberate it from the #Trump Regime!
#REFORUSA NOW!
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@w7voa ROFLMAO!
#ConspiracyTheory fans will likely bet #Musk gets flatlined in some "accident"...
- The kind where some "#Tesla #Autopilot" decides to randomly activate and floor the pedal to the metal like with #MichaelHastings...
Dangerous Times we live in...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Hastings_(journalist)#Controversy_over_alleged_foul_play
en.wikipedia.orgMichael Hastings (journalist) - Wikipedia
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*Contains #sarcasm, possibly #weaponsGradeSarcasm
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@ChrisMayLA6 I think it depends on what they mean by "people" 
#sarcasm #ukpol #pol
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Yes, this is the excitement* that is #BusinessAnalysisLife
*Contains #sarcasm. May contain #WeaponsGradeSarcasm
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... #tRump (and the #MilitaryIndustrialComplex) might really go for that.
That might even go a significant way towards solving the "trade-deficit problem."
Mastodon 🐘NOELREPORTS 🇪🇺 🇺🇦 (@noelreports@mstdn.social)Attaché : 1 image
⚡️BREAKING: EU may buy U.S. weapons for Ukraine — Bloomberg
Amid Trump’s reluctance to back Kyiv and Europe’s limited stockpiles, EU leaders are considering purchasing American arms to supply the Ukrainian military.
How could Britain have ever built its great Empire if there had been people like bloody Gary bloody Lineker going around spouting extremist leftwing nonsense like his woke delusion that mass murder is somehow wrong?
Congrats to the BBC for standing up against this unhinged anti-murder ideology
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@DrALJONES
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Ah, yes, that famous "global gulag." Because, obviously, negotiating repatriation agreements is exactly the same as running a network of forced labor camps. One can just picture the chains, the uniformed guards, and the ideological re-education sessions for the unfortunate immigrants. And these chosen countries... Libya, Kosovo, Rwanda, Moldova... dream vacation destinations, wouldn't you say? One wonders why they didn't include North Korea or Siberia, while they were at it. That would have added a little "authentic" touch to the concept. And then, let's be honest, who hasn't dreamed of spending their holidays in a "gulag"? It's so much more original than an all-inclusive in Cancun.
Ah, oui, ce fameux goulag mondial. Parce que, évidemment, négocier des accords de rapatriement, c'est exactement comme diriger un réseau de camps de travail forcé. On imagine bien les chaînes, les gardiens en uniforme, et les séances de rééducation idéologique pour les malheureux immigrants. Et ces pays choisis... la Libye, le Kosovo, le Rwanda, la Moldavie... des destinations de vacances de rêve, n'est-ce pas ? On se demande pourquoi ils n'ont pas inclus la Corée du Nord ou la Sibérie, tant qu'à faire. Ça aurait ajouté une petite touche authentique au concept. Et puis, soyons honnêtes, qui n'a jamais rêvé de passer ses vacances dans un goulag? C'est tellement plus original qu'un tout-inclus à Cancun.
