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Jon Roach<p>It all got a bit Moo Moo Meadows for a second, on the Forest this morning. <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/NewForest" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>NewForest</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cow" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cow</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/MarioKart" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MarioKart</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p>I was considering going ironic-FKW,</p><p>so I looked up the men's full kit cost for each team in the TdF (barring the ones that, as a Mastodon user, I couldn't ever wear) and the spread of costs is "interesting". </p><p>I researched 🇬🇧 costs for jersey, shorts, cap, gloves &amp; socks, for as many of these items as I could find.</p><p>Arkea B&amp;B is the cheapest at £194 (!) (no team 🧢 available). Lotto £204 but no team 🧦.</p><p>Under £300 in increasing order of price: Decathlon £246, Visma, Astana (just jersey &amp; shorts), Soudal, Picnic-PostNL £284</p><p>Just around £330: Movistar &amp; Lidl</p><p>Even sharper intake of breath: EF £380 (just jersey &amp; shorts)</p><p>Stunned face: Tudor £402 (jersey shorts and socks)</p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/CouchPeloton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CouchPeloton</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p>Overtaking trajectories that really gets my goat, number one in an occasional series <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/biketoot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>biketoot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p>Dusk 'til Dawn jaunt to Stonehenge 7th edition. 21-27C dry light winds, moths over-represented, night birds, one hedgehog, cats, PCSOs stopping the Salisbury revellers from stepping off the pavement, no Forest livestock standing in the road, one startled roe stag, dawn chorus. </p><p>Got home at 5, immediately fell asleep on sofa. Re-stocked my liver with glycogen. Now to scrub 8 hours of accumulated energy bars off my teeth </p><p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/stonehenge" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>stonehenge</span></a></p>
MJ Ray<p><span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://video.canadiancivil.com/accounts/shifter" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>shifter</span></a></span> I use these abmask reusable anti-fog lens cloths to stop my glasses fogging up. Discovered them in 2020. Initially marketed to key workers but then on general sale in pharmacies. Annoyingly now mostly gone again. You can also get disposable ones, but why would you?<br><a href="https://masto.bike/tags/biketooter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>biketooter</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/mastobike" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mastobike</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a></p>
MJ Ray<p>A week to go on this junction improvement consultation and I've sent in a pro-cycling response. Please do if you can too:</p><p>Lamsey Lane, Heacham | KLWNBUG - The Norfolk &amp; Fens Cycling Campaign</p><p><a href="https://www.klwnbug.co.uk/2025/05/19/lamsey-lane-heacham/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">klwnbug.co.uk/2025/05/19/lamse</span><span class="invisible">y-lane-heacham/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://masto.bike/tags/space4cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>space4cycling</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/ncn1" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>ncn1</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/biketooter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>biketooter</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/mastobike" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mastobike</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/consultation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>consultation</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/lcwip" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>lcwip</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/heacham" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>heacham</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/snettisham" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>snettisham</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/hunstanton" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>hunstanton</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/norfolk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>norfolk</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/WestNorfolk" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>WestNorfolk</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p><a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://mastodon.org.uk/@mkwadee/114290868467273669" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">mastodon.org.uk/@mkwadee/11429</span><span class="invisible">0868467273669</span></a></p>
MJ Ray<p><a href="https://masto.bike/tags/MardiPatisserie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MardiPatisserie</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a></p>
Kaleb 📝<p>Hard hitting journalism doesn’t need to be in your face. <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mstdn.ca/@TomBabin" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>TomBabin</span></a></span> is a master of presenting controversial arguments in a way that makes even the strongest opponents stop and think.</p><p>From: <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://video.canadiancivil.com/accounts/shifter" class="u-url mention" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">@<span>shifter</span></a></span><br><a href="https://video.canadiancivil.com/videos/watch/3b3bb1e4-87f4-401b-af16-90bd901a2fce" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">video.canadiancivil.com/videos</span><span class="invisible">/watch/3b3bb1e4-87f4-401b-af16-90bd901a2fce</span></a></p><p><a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/BikeTooter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeTooter</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/CarBrain" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>CarBrain</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/Transportation" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Transportation</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/Transit" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Transit</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/Bike" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Bike</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/Velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Velophant</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/Smoking" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Smoking</span></a></p>
MJ Ray<p><a href="https://masto.bike/tags/MardiPatisserie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>MardiPatisserie</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/amaretto" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>amaretto</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/mincepie" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>mincepie</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/biketooter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>biketooter</span></a></p>
MJ Ray<p>Le top 10 des villes cyclables en France – <a href="https://bonpote.com/le-top-10-des-villes-cyclables-en-france/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">bonpote.com/le-top-10-des-vill</span><span class="invisible">es-cyclables-en-france/</span></a></p><p><a href="https://masto.bike/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/Cyclables" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Cyclables</span></a> <a href="https://masto.bike/tags/france" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>france</span></a></p>
Kaleb 📝<p>I am greatly encouraged by the swift indictment for murder in this case. Despite the driver blaming the cyclist this quote perfectly sums up the situation:</p><p>«Quand un véhicule se retrouve face à un piéton ou un cycliste qui n’a pas de carapace autour de lui, il y a une réelle volonté plus que de nuire, de tuer. Ce ne sont pas les mêmes armes. Ce monsieur a tué avec son arme qui est sa voiture»</p><p><a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/BikeTooter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeTooter</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/BikeCommuter" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeCommuter</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/Velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Velophant</span></a> <a href="https://social.haugenh.us/tags/Francais" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>Francais</span></a> </p><p><a href="https://www.liberation.fr/societe/police-justice/mort-du-cycliste-paul-varry-a-paris-le-conducteur-du-suv-presente-a-un-juge-dinstruction-en-vue-dune-mise-en-examen-ce-vendredi-20241018_C5J3KPLT4VGKXN4MI73J5UFVRM/" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no" target="_blank"><span class="invisible">https://www.</span><span class="ellipsis">liberation.fr/societe/police-j</span><span class="invisible">ustice/mort-du-cycliste-paul-varry-a-paris-le-conducteur-du-suv-presente-a-un-juge-dinstruction-en-vue-dune-mise-en-examen-ce-vendredi-20241018_C5J3KPLT4VGKXN4MI73J5UFVRM/</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p>Looking north down Kirkstone Pass, last climb of the day and an hour or so of daylight left. Shorter than I'd thought at 3.6km but with a good 1.5km at 10-20% right at the top. At this point my max heart rate was mid zone 3 but I needed to generate Z4-5 power, so I had a moment about 900m short of the top to let everything come back to normal. <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LakeDistrict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LakeDistrict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p>Everything was in spate after the recent rain. Before I'd even got to Wrynose I had to wade a flooded bit of road that otherwise would have washed the grease out of the axle bearings. So I had sopping socks and shoes from km 10. This is the waterfall at Newlands Hause with huge amounts of rainwater pouring off Hindscarth. <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LakeDistrict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LakeDistrict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p>This is looking down to Buttermere from Newlands Hause. A sod of a climb on the "conventional" Fred Whitton, coming after Honister Pass and the feed stop (i.e. opportunity to get cold and eat too much) at YHA Buttermere. Everything was in spate including the entire road which made descending on rim brakes challenging for the fingers and shoulder muscles. <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LakeDistrict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LakeDistrict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p>This is looking back north along Newlands with the road dropping off the crest. <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LakeDistrict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LakeDistrict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a></p>
Jon Roach<p>This is my favourite bit - Newlands north to south. Gorgeous valley. 6km climb, sheltered from the strong W wind by the fells on the right, 20% ramp right at the end. <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/cycling" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>cycling</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/LakeDistrict" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>LakeDistrict</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/BikeToot" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>BikeToot</span></a> <a href="https://mastodonapp.uk/tags/velophant" class="mention hashtag" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" target="_blank">#<span>velophant</span></a></p>