While screwing around trying to get AI to meaningfully review privacy policies, I had to read some...in full...and fuck, there is no god, humanity lost, there is only corpo now. All hail the "Terms of Service".
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Here's my summary of Classmates.com's privacy policy:
1. Classmates.com collects PII such as: full name, mailing address, email address, phone number, birth date, marital status, password, community affiliations (such as a school), demographic data, IP address, ISP, hardware information, and browser fingerprint, as well as any and all data or information you share through interaction with the site.
If you use "social logins" such as your Facebook account, Classmates.com will collect and store *all* possible current and future data from that site, which may include photos, school and work affiliations, location, interests, activities and friend information.
Some of this data will be publicly displayed and indexable by search engines.
Classmates.com's cookie policy specifically states, "We do not respond to or honor Do Not Track (DNT) signals."
Classmates.com reserves the right to read private communications between users if they believe it may be necessary for any number of reasons.
Classmates.com may obtain updated email address information or purchase third-party marketing data and address information and add it to our existing database to update or supplement your profile.
2. This data may be used to: post to Classmates.com or other 3rd party sites on the user's behalf, publicly endorse Classmates.com, target you with advertising across the internet, analyze trends, administer the Services, track user movement, detect fraud, monitor user behavior, and to contact you for marketing or other purposes.
3. This information will likely be shared with 3rd party advertising companies, affiliates, any company associated with Classmates.com, PeopleConnect.us, their parent companies, social companies such as Facebook, platforms, tools, and companies used by Classmates.com, and any employee who has "reasonable need" to access it.
Classmates.com will also share any and all information about you to government and law-enforcement agencies if required, or deemed in the best interests of the business.
4. No limit stated.
5. Since Classmates.com and their affiliates share your data outside of their domain, there is no way to fully opt-out or have your data meaningfully deleted.
https://www.classmates.com/about/privacy
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